House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(via hi)


virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(via hi)


miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

image

(via pizza)


lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via pizza)


shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

(via pizza)


swarnpert:

unsalted fries

image

(via pizza)


the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

(via pizza)


xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(via pizza)


theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

(via pizza)